Cosmo’s Resume

Objective: To secure a permanent position in a loving, cat-friendly environment where I can utilize my exceptional charm and cuddling skills to bring joy and comfort to everyone around.

Experience:

Professional Lap Warmer: Successfully provided warmth and companionship to various laps over my lifetime, from cozy winter nights to lazy summer afternoons.

Heart Healer: Specialized in offering purr therapy to stressed humans, significantly reducing their anxiety levels and increasing overall happiness.

Professional Smile Inducer:  Mastered the art of turning frowns into smiles with a single head tilt or an affectionate head boop. Known for my ability to sense when humans need a little extra joy and deliver it with precision and style.

Skills:

• Advanced Cuddling Techniques: Proficient in adjusting cuddle intensity based on human needs, from gentle snuggles to full-on lap takeovers.
• Stealthy Snack Detection: Possess an uncanny ability to locate hidden treats and snacks, ensuring no crumb is left uneaten.
• Professional Alarm Clock: Known for my punctual morning wake-up calls, ensuring humans start their day on time and with a smile.

Hobbies:

Making biscuits! Knead I say more?

• Sunbeam Lounging: Enjoy spending hours basking in sunny spots, perfecting my relaxation techniques.
• Birdwatching Enthusiast: Love observing feathered friends from the window, honing my observational skills and daydreaming of adventures.

Education:

School of Life: Graduated with honors in Feline Cuteness and Advanced Napping Techniques

References:

Available upon request.

Available to start today and stay forever!